That, is not my car.
My mind is boggled.
Firstly, I now have no idea what to get on my future vanity plate.
Firstly, I now have no idea what to get on my future vanity plate.
Secondly...what the hell!?
Wha-I mea- huh?-wha...-uh-hmm-wha...what the fuck man!
I can't accept that there is another "Sameer R" in this general area. I...just...can't.
This isn't...feasible, or possible.
Okay, well maybe it's possible (in fact it's quite obvious it is possible, the evidence is staring at me right now).
Okay, well maybe it's possible (in fact it's quite obvious it is possible, the evidence is staring at me right now).
But what are the odds damnit!
He spells it "Sameer", not "Samir" as my name is so commonly butchered as ( Fun Fact! : Even by family!) , and his last name, starts with a fucking "R".
Guess who's last name starts with a with an "R"? That's right, my last name.
Guess who's last name starts with a with an "R"? That's right, my last name.
Since I'm as stubborn as a mule (haha...mule), too poor to afford a private investigator, and unwilling to believe that this is somebody else's car, I need to come up with some explanations for this.
So here it goes:
So here it goes:
1. This is me, from the future
Quite possibly the most plausible explanation.
This car, is driven by a future version of me, who for some reason, has travelled back in time. Possibly to save the world. Possibly to get rich off of some resource unavailable in the future (Trees? Love? Count Chocula?). I sure hope it's the saving the world one.
This car, is driven by a future version of me, who for some reason, has travelled back in time. Possibly to save the world. Possibly to get rich off of some resource unavailable in the future (Trees? Love? Count Chocula?). I sure hope it's the saving the world one.
Why I drive a green B.M.W. , I don't know...yet, but I'm guessing it will become as iconic as the Batmobile or KITT.
2. I won some contest I don't know about
2. I won some contest I don't know about
Sure this may be more "realistic" and "not impossible", but I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I entered a contest, so...no.
3. There is another "Sameer R"
I think my position on this explanation is pretty clear- fuck that.
4. This was a gift I didn't receive
Maybe a rich uncle I didn't know bought this for me, but I pissed him off somehow, so I didn't get it.
Again, this nearly as implausible as that whole "there's another Sameer R. thing".
5. "Sameer R" is actually "Samir R"
Again, this nearly as implausible as that whole "there's another Sameer R. thing".
5. "Sameer R" is actually "Samir R"
This seems slightly more plausible.
A "Samir R", who I'm totally fine with existing in the same town as me, tried to get a "Samir R" plate, but it was taken. So instead he went for the "Sameer R".
A "Samir R", who I'm totally fine with existing in the same town as me, tried to get a "Samir R" plate, but it was taken. So instead he went for the "Sameer R".
This seems like a better explanation because, well, there are more "Samir"s than "Sameer"s.
Well, actually, I'm not too sure of that, but whatever helps explaining this mindboggling situation is good for me.
And damnit there just can't be another one of ...me in this town!
And damnit there just can't be another one of ...me in this town!
Anyways I'm not going to sleep tonight.
I'm just going to lie awake, thinking of more half-assed explanations for this...
Any help....any help would be appreciated.
(Ed. Note: Wow, I used "plausible" a lot)
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